Commuter's Lament
one third of my life
spent with children and deejays
no wonder i'm odd.
Road Hazard
Hey, Mercedes Girl
Texting while doing eighty -
Drafting your obit?
HWJD
That fish on your car
Must be praying really hard
Not to become scrap.
Author's note: this post originally caused quite a kafuffle; if you're interested in learning more, check out MamaKu #8 of July 27, 2010.
On Car "Decor" in General
Reducing your life
To stick-on decals and such
Strikes me as bizarre.
The Fast Lane
There's always that guy
Going sixty in the left.
I can't stand him. You?
re: The "Fast Lane"
ReplyDeleteWhat is the speed limit? If it is sixty and he is going sixty, he doesn't bother me a bit. But if the speed limit is 35 and he's going sixty, well..... And if he is sporting a "Member - 11-99 Foundation" license frame on his show-off car, well then I'm really annoyed.
Sorry this isn't in haiku, but this is the best I can offer.
It's the guy with the "Member - 11-99 Foundation" license holder on show-off car that bothers me!
Sorry, I don't do haiku.