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Saturday, August 14, 2010

Attention Teenagers

You aced your APs.
Great! Since you're so smart, surely
You can clean your room.

Aw, you grew your boobs.
Thanks for sharing them with us.
Now put them away.

On the contrary:
I do not exist solely
To embarrass you.

The fact you called me
"Mommy" makes me wonder if
You need more money.

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