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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Fashion Haiku

... nothing like the holidays to bring out questionable taste in clothing. Oy.


Older than forty?
Step away from the mini.
It is not for you.

What conspiracy
resulted in the advent
of Lycra "jeggings?"

Ugg boots, like gym clothes,
have a purpose and a place.
Not in public, please.

Yes, you may be "hot."
You should still put on more clothes
When it's cold outside.

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