"Hello, Officer"
I mumble through the thick strips
Of tooth whitener.
OK, I know I am the first one to rail against distracted drivers, but Crest Whitestrips aren't distracting ... at least to me. And if not during the morning commute, when else is a working mother going to have thirty minutes free to spend with gluey pieces of plastic plastered to her teeth?
And no, I didn't get a ticket. I think he liked my smile.
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