To My Assistant
Your latest update
Was posted during work hours.
Where are my letters?
To My Stalker
No! We were never
Friends in the real world. So why
Would I friend you now?
To My Former Classmate
Congratulations!
You've clearly gotten in shape.
Now put your shirt on.
Frequent Flier
Your status updates
Twelve times a day make me think
You have a problem.
To My Son
Thanks for friending me!
Now please just tell me one thing:
Who are all those girls?
About that photo of you doing body shots?
These things, like tattoos
May seem like a good idea
At the time. They're not.
OMG, these are hysterical.
ReplyDeleteThe day my dog croaked
I cried, but did not update.
Hint, hint, Facebook friend.
I hope that the assistant haiku wasn't directed at me (if it wasn't, it definitely could have been)...I might have to write a limerick back :)
ReplyDeleteThe world needs more of your limericks! Bring 'em on!!!
ReplyDeleteI actually think you could write a great one about doing your boss' job and not getting credit for it ... "There was a smart gal from Ventura ...
We love the Mama!
ReplyDeleteAs always, you do
ReplyDeleteHit the nail right on the head.
Great job MamaKu!