Support Systems

Spanx and my girlfriends:
What would I do without them?
They both have my back.

Web Stalking is So Not Cool

creepy ex-boyfriend...
i know you've been searching me.
restraining order!

Camping in the Rain

Camping in the Rain
Romantic in Theory
In Fact, Cold and Wet

on the road again

in the car alone
i listen to npr
makes me feel smarter

Gender Confusion

My sweet flock of hens
Is not all it seems to be
Cock-a-Doodle Doo!

Apparently those people who "sex" chicks before you buy them are not always 100% accurate.

After the Event

It's like postpartum
Only without the stretch marks
And a lot more sleep.